Oh, and fishnets to demonstrate what a grown-up lady she’s becoming.
You know Miley, she’s all about subtle.
However, in the “most inappropriately dressed” competition all young Hollywood girls seem to be participating in, Miley is far from the biggest offender.
Remember just last week?
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Fellow 16-year-old (and serious attitude-giver) Taylor Momsen is actually in the lead. Garter belts always trump fishnets, duh.
We’d thank everyone for playing, but no one should be participating in this competition